I was thinking about the diet and suddenly this lyric popped into my head ...

I need three more weeks to get these thighs in shape
No more carbohydrates, don't be naughty
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No more crow's feet, no more flab
No more love handles to grab
You'll be so thin they'll all think you are
Walking sideways like a crab           *I like this part! Heheh!

It's from Sunset Boulevard's 'Eternal Youth Is Worth a Little Suffering'.