I had an accident while driving home from work on Friday.
Don't want to talk about it.
They say it's my fault and wrote me a fine.
I say it's the bad road signs. They laughed!
My car's out of commission for awhile. Back to old trusty benjy for the duration.
When you see me on the road, just get off it or stop if you don't want anything to happen to your car.
I don't want to be at fault again!